white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Bare Knuckle Stinker

A person who is extremely unattractive, and would not touch with your "bare knuckles".

Jack - "Omg, look at the girl, she's ugly as"
Joe - "Yeah man, she's a bare knuckle stinker..."

by lvsickkkkk October 15, 2011

knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy

"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."

by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016

Knuckle Saq

(n.) A Granny with a taste for vengence.

Jamal had been wronged, he sought out to hire a KNUCKLE SAQ to help him in his efforts to satisfy his swelling eye ball.

by Pilly September 16, 2003

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016