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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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Jumps

It’s jumps and the witch
by hamchoi69 November 21, 2021
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jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 26, 2011
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jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself
I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted
by yodrian July 21, 2016
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Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.
Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.
by Big Wanker June 28, 2019
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Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump
“Keanut Jump!”
by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025
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Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower
Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping
by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023
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