Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump

“Keanut Jump!”

by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025

Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed January 19, 2009

Fish Jump

When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww

I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.

by 124Abdc December 19, 2008

Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"

Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.

by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020

Jump scare

an image you see that is so ugly or gruesome it scares you, makes your heart stop for a second.

“ did you see that picture Jen posted yesterday? “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare “

by DrDaniiiPhantom May 18, 2024

blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.

I DIED TO A BLIND JUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide June 3, 2024

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016