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Jose

He is eventually personally attracted to guys with fat dicks, he is probably one of the most horny person you could ever meet & he will try to fuck anything living thing such as dogs, cows, & anything he can get his hands on.
Today I meet Jose and I didn’t like him.
by Alfonso P. November 21, 2021
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Jose

Most likely a water or fire sign
Probably likes another girl

Smooth player(acts like he isn’t but he is)
Connections through his family
“Yk Jose right?”
“The one who’s always talking to someone new?”
“Yeah, how do you know him?”
“I’m friends with his cousin. I knew him since he was young”
by Moist door handle November 21, 2021
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Jose

Jose’s are spontaneous humans who adore pleasing the ones they care most about. They have a bit of a feisty side to them with loads of attitude. Theirs never a dull moment with a Jose! To have one as your best friend is rare since they rarely trust anyone, despite how easy it is for them to make friends. Jose’s tend to think of others needs before their own, which can lead for them to bottle up their emotions. They love spoiling the ones they care most about and refuse to let you pay for anything. If you have a jose as your friend, you’re one lucky person!
Jose loves to binge watch harry potter movies and wishes he was a wizard himself!
by taurusgang November 30, 2021
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jose ignacio

a really fun loving father to rey, marilyn, roman, athziry and jacob. he’s very funny and very handsome. jose ignacio is very young looking even tho he has many children. he wakes up at 4am just to go to the gym and comes back just in time to make breakfast for his kids before they make their way to school. has a hugeeee shoe collection. he loves watching anime especially gouku and naruto. very active person.
oh my goodness, your dad is jose ignacio??? man i wish he was my dad…
by ola medusa December 1, 2021
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Jose

The most perfect guy in the world literally nothing is wrong about him
by Broidkleavemealone December 4, 2021
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Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024
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