A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
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by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
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"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
by anonymous May 3, 2023
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