jacob

loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.

oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal

by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021

Jacob Moore

A gay adopted kid who's giving school shooter vibes

jacob moore is gay

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Karl Jacobs

pretty boy swag

Me:Pretty Boy Swag
Friend:??
Me:Karl Jacobs ((:

by klotaylorsversion January 17, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.

"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."

by a simple guy July 20, 2022

Jacob

Likes bees

Jacob likes bees

by gottabedat1guy July 14, 2021

Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn

"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob

always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.

“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now”
“haha”

by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021