Get the Jacob mug.A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
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Get the Jacob mug.The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.
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Get the Jacob mug.(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
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