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Jacob

A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.
Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019
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Jacob Lyle

A Jacob Lyle is the sweatest man you will ever meet . You will recognize him from his bright red face because he is out of breath from laying in bed . When all his friends point out he’s getting fat he will deny it .
Did you see Jacob Lyle playing soccer yesterday ?
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
by Grease king November 24, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls
Jacob is the bro
by max is gayboy November 24, 2019
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Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
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Jacob

Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
Jacob is a big pepe papi
by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
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Jacob

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
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Jacob

Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.

Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
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