by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021

Come hop in my bag is a ghetto way of asking someone out. Or showing interest but trying to sound cool.
by Definitely not Amalia January 4, 2021

When a big booty judy is trying to get the attention of someone far away but can't jump very high, so she bounces her body with her arm in the air.
When Kesha and Toya got into a car accident at the Nicki Minaj concert, Toya did the jiggle hop to flag down the police while Kesha kept cussing out the guy in the white beamer.
by PMoney2015 August 14, 2015

by WhoZ July 19, 2022

Shadow Hopping is when a person sneaks out at night wearing dark clothing and sneaking around neighborhoods pulling small pranks on people. These pranks can range from misplaced objects, to straight up vandalism. This activity is often participated in by bored teenagers.
by SkepticRo July 17, 2021
