Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Signs of a Homeopath

1. They want power
2. They are nice to powerful people only
3. They have an agenda
4. They are happy when they are powerful
5. They judge others
6. They think they never cross A-line

Signs of a Homeopath

by 459395 April 30, 2022

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

National Post Your Homeboy Day

August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend

Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys

by jameslone23 August 2, 2023

national send your homeboy a butt pic

‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it

‘hey what day is it?’

‘august 7th, also known as national send your homeboy a butt pic’

by pillsbury doughwoman August 1, 2024