A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
Get the Foot humpermug. As wise words from Nicki Minaj "FRAGMENT FOOT" as she stutters between the words, "wound", "scab", and many other words. Fragment Foot is a direct diss to Megan Thee Stallion after her song "HISS" dissing Nicki. This clearly shows how Nicki is threatened by Megan, and clearly shows she's delusional, and on drugs. #TEAMMEAGAN.
by @bblqueen January 31, 2024
Get the Fragment Footmug. Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"
by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017
Get the Chief Quiet Footmug. The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan
by LordBonkers October 19, 2017
Get the foot hairmug. by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
Get the Foot modelmug. 
The god of everyone the most powerful FOOT is FOOT get that in ur FOOT because FOOT is amazing....FOOOOOT
FOOTY FOOT FOOT FOOT
by Billywigglestick October 29, 2019
Get the FOOTmug.