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flying pig

waking up in the morning after a night on the piss you find a fat minger next to you naked.not knowing how to get rid of her,you proceed to lead her out to the balcony of your fifth floor appartment and bend her over the handrail.you take her from behind and tell her how much you love her and you would like her to bear your children(and pigs might fly).then,just after you have shot your load inside her,throw the fat bitch off!there you have it,a flyin pig!
tried it with a fat spanish bitch last summer.it worked wonders.foreign flying pig!
by fog the hog October 1, 2007
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Flying Land Clam

Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"
by Snatch Bloodline October 4, 2008
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Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
by cellar 56 January 26, 2010
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flingus

To state another's point as unconditionally irrelevant.
by flingus July 9, 2016
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flying to the moon

To be spanked so hard in da booty that you start seeing start

this term is normally only seen in black couples
"Baby I'm gonna send you flying to the moon."
by Radittsu May 29, 2017
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
by yourbroham August 14, 2017
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Flying Banana

A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.

When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
by BiggestMonkaBallls April 4, 2020
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