facebook concern 

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.

I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject

facebook concern by BigRich81 January 30, 2014

Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.

"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"

Facebook Stalker by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014

Facebook War 

The partaking or observing a heated cyber argument on someone's facebook wall. Usually results in one of the parties involved getting their ass beat at a party by the other people involved.

Katelynne shouldnt have started shit over facebook, thats why she got her ass beat by Krista. Thats a FaceBook War.

Facebook War by T_G_Nukkah January 25, 2010

Facebook lovey ducks 

Typically two people who can't help but go weak at the knees at the site of each other and feel the need to clog up facebook with wall posts explaining how they are a perfect match and will never split. This relationship typically lasts 1 month or less.

Lover A: OMG!! I luv u!

Lover B: <3<3<3 i totally miss you!

Lover A: I'm sat next to you XD

Lover B: Oh yh, whatevs, still luv u

Lover A: Me too! :D

Facebook lovey ducks.

Facebook lovey ducks by myrealnametoday October 12, 2009

facebook forward 

The common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.

Jeff agrees to meet Debbie after a month of online chatting. He's mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. When they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an Adam's apple. She had obviously been putting her facebook forward.

facebook forward by I Zineh February 21, 2008

facebook herb 

A "herb" (stupid annoying person) in facebook form.

A pathetic attention whore looking to give constant useless updates during their everyday life (or lack of life) on the website known as facebook.

A facebook herb is also known as a person who responds, comments, and has any concern for these updates as well.

Examples of "Facebook Herb" Status Updates:

"I had work today"

"Not feeling well, show me some love"

"I'm a loser please give me attention in any form"

"Omg such drama last night at the party rofl lolz"

"Jim is coming over...I'm so excited!!!! : )"

"New pics!!! Comment and raise my self esteem!!"

facebook herb by dman83xx August 1, 2009

Facebook couple

1. Two people who are dating but never act like a couple in person but on Facebook they comment on every single of each others' statuses and they constantly write "I loveee you" on each others walls.

2. Two people who are not actually dating but they flirt on Facebook as if they were madly in love, they may have a different love interest in the outside world but on Facebook they dearly love each other.

1. Michelle - "Wow Bob and Chelsea never even look at each other when I see them, are they really going out?"

Paige - "Yeah, I think so, they write "I <3 U" and "I luv u moreeee" on each others walls every single freaking day, it's ridiculous!"

2. Michelle - "Are Roberta and Greg in love, on Facebook they comment on every singe picture of each other..."

Paige - "Nooo Greg is in love with her but Roberta is totally not interested, she's with Sean. Roberta and Greg are just a Facebook couple."

Facebook couple by missscarr October 9, 2009