No Dick December

The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.

*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night

by Mugga Mugson December 08, 2009

december 21

It’s the official beginning of winter season. Thus the shortest/darkest day of the year.

I woke up on a chilly morning, December 21st the first day of winter

by Mia costrom October 13, 2019

DECEMBER 1ST

The best birthday to have.

Go follow @cwezthedancer_ on Instagram because his birthday is DECEMBER 1ST

by Quezzoo😈 October 16, 2019

December 13th

Both males and females possess mammary glands. On this day the females attempt to milk their partners in order to commemorate the evolutionary destiny of our species.

Sonia: Paul! My nipples are worn and tired. For once my teets may rest in peace as it is December 13th and I will caress your manly mammary glands in my palm.

Paul: *facepalm*

by Paul'sHOTteets March 19, 2010

december 17

They are cold blooded son of a guns that have a high temper

Mike: I hate that my bday is on December 17

Luke:why
Mike:bc every day I get a temper

by Riley joe March 15, 2017

19th December

Annoy your oldest sibling day you have to annoy the oldest sibling for not having hand-me-downs all their life

"Hey oldest sibling ,I get to annoy you all day .Why?Because its 19th December"

by Orchid Belwich December 18, 2020

December 20

The day an ugly gremlin was born no not chu but me the person writing this many people call me momma Luna but that's besides the point anyways love yourself and don't forget you are amazing no matter what you birthday is ok

(I'm an ugly gremlin that was born on December 20 that not chu but momma Luna otay bye bye my pretties)

by Momma Luna October 30, 2019