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When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.
by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021
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Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face
Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged
by Lez big August 31, 2020
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dong

Dong means a guy who wanna be young, rich, handsome, sexy, hot, cute and pretty.

Greedy boiiiii
Hey! Are you dong?
by so_sososo August 16, 2021
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dingle the dong

I didn't dingle the dong for a week
by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022
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Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.
Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.
by HexBuster May 25, 2014
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captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
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Ricky Dong

Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"
by KManKDownK November 24, 2021
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