bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

by thaibu February 15, 2010

cookie dough

Adjective for when something is extremely cool or tight.

Damn dude that was crunk as cookie dough!

by Kevin Dascall October 26, 2006

The Cookie Cutter

When anal sex is occurring and the party on the receiving end poops without the removal of the penis.

"I heard Tom gave her the cookie cutter last night!"

by t0mb0mb March 31, 2008

wet cookie

when a group of you males, obiosly hetro, place a cookie in the center of a round table. Then they all proceed to gather around the table and jerk off onto the cookie. It may sound like fun to you rebel young americans out there, but the kicker is, the last person to get off has to eat the cookie. Delicous!

Eat up faggots.

by supersportsteve1 January 9, 2004

Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.

Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?

by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009

filch a cookie

to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up

person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!

by DJWeezy July 20, 2003

fortune cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

by Gee Dee Bee January 14, 2008