California Slime

When Three Women Discharge into a ball of slime and give it to another man/women to play with.

Terry: Hey man how are you doing.

James: Not good, I was the victim of a California Slime by Jessica, Debby, and Amber.

by Godzilla's Left Nut March 31, 2025

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020

California

The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.

I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

California Dad

A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.

"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1

"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1

by plus-size albert December 29, 2020

california basil

Another term for marijuana, weed, etc.

Pothead 1: Hey, you got that California Basil on you?

Pothead 2: yeah, here you go man, light up.

by gti116 December 28, 2015

Wheatland, California

The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.

Man everywhere in california sucks except for Wheatland, California

by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020