Bacon

Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.

Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\

Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"

by Emzerz November 16, 2009

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bacon

Food that comes from pig. Also can be used out of question, exlimation, or any way of showing expresion

Bacon. (can be used anywhere)

by nex January 7, 2003

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Baton Rouge • baton • Baton Twirling • Baton Rouge Backhand • Baton Twirler • batoning • Bâtonnage • Baton Boy • Baton change • Baton Courtesy

Bacon Bopper

When you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.

Guy 1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!

by Bounte Boy June 28, 2010

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Canadian Bacon

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

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ass bacon

1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

by Trav's party July 2, 2006

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