Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 27, 2020

Good old daze

Term used when referring to past highs and fun concerning weed in one way or the other.

Stoner 1: - Dude, remember that vanilla kush I had?
Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh

by EtienneKing January 1, 2012

licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

Old Lady Jackson

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.

by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020

Nba old head

Anyone that thinks Jordan is the goat and what ever team jordan is on will win because Jordan doesn’t lose. You might say things like “Jordan had a winning mindset” and “doesn’t lose”. Nba old heads also say that all players do is flop now and they hate LeBron.

Jim “LeBron just flops jordan is the goat he doesn’t lose”
Friend “you are such a nba old head”

by NotKD September 6, 2021

olde time sledding

The anual tradition of sliding down snow covered hills on either sleds, beer boxes, lawn chairs, or other objects. The key being to make it back to the top before your beer freezes.

Man I can't wait to go home for christmas. Its the time of year we all go olde time sledding!!

by trumpet player from fernie February 4, 2010