Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

Sac-attack

When one's sac is so sweaty to the point where it sticks to anything it can get its hands on

After Pasquale won his basketball championship, he was very sweaty and had a severe case of sac-attack

by Masongkal November 10, 2015

snap attack

when the crotch snaps on your bodysuit come undone, out of nowhere

I was dropping it low on the dance floor, when all of a sudden, I was hit with a snap attack

by bbodysuits October 22, 2019

slander attack

Responding back with a slanderous/false statement against someone, when one can't come up with a valid and factual argument

This creator was hit with a ''slander attack'' and is getting cancelled online.

by som3where-s4fe June 4, 2025

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013