Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
Get the Window Mechanicsmug. It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
Get the Windows 99mug. when a banana throws a banana out of the window during ww1 in the North of Europe And Asia As known as Russia and Russia is a country known for causing WW3 between Ukraine And Russia and the government of Russia Is Vladimir Putin who is 69 years old and the government of Ukraine is Zelensky A country bordering Ukraine is Poland and Poland is a country As well as Australia and Germany
by hi broth March 13, 2022
Get the Banana Black Windowmug. Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
by Duck laugher April 12, 2023
Get the National wash a window day on august 29mug. A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
Get the Masterbating window lickermug. Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)
by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021
Get the Windows Safe Modemug. The parallel feeling, while actively consuming a substance, like weed or beer, In which you can handle properly before acting drastically different.
Drinking 3-8 beers gives yourself the same feeling, but at 1 & 2 you’re sober, and at 9 you’re an asshole.
Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.
Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.
Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.
Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.
by Broozzay March 26, 2019
Get the Tolerance Windowmug.