Product Gamer

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.

John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.

by iUserProfile August 16, 2017

Gamer and wraptor

Very cute couple but were forced into marriage, deep down are lovers.

Gamer and wraptor are so cute together

by Wraptor17 August 14, 2024

Gamer Sensitive

A gamer who is annoyed by another team mate therefore either damaging, hurting or even killing him/her in-game.

"Dude why are you shooting me! Just because I shot you by accident, you're so gamer sensitive" or "Dude you're so bad at this game!" Then the person replies with "Why do you have to be so gamer sensitive"

by xXEpicGamerXx September 28, 2018

Gamer delirium

Noun; State of sitting down for a quick gaming session, then looking up to find 5-24 hours has passed since you've ate shit or moved.

Dude I was about to go on a date but I got gamer delirium and ended up slappin it at 5 am instead.

by americanaverage March 12, 2014

EPIC GAMER

A gamer which has evolved to an EPIC GAMER

Yo dude your an EPIC GAMER?!?!

by Yeetord February 14, 2020

Gamer Buddy

Gamer Buddy is slang that is used to describe a person that you don't consider a friend and only talk to about games or other entertainment media. You can alternatively say GB for short.

Person 1: Yo you're so good at this game man
Person 2: Thanks, my GB taught me
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: My Gamer Buddy, I don't fuck with him but he is good when it comes to games
Person 1: Ohhhhh

by UrbanInItsMostUrban September 18, 2025

Spryzen Gamer

Randi madarchod guy who scams his clan mates

Spryzen Gamer is a cunt

by 134X134 November 5, 2020