Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
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Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
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A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
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