ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

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National Boyfriend Day

National Boyfriend Day is a day where a girl and a boy link at each other’s house and celebrate and have fun and get a special treat on NOVEMBER 7 and the girl spoils the boy

National Boyfriend Day is coming

by TheDonandTheGoat October 29, 2020

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Boyfriend

Somebody who can cheat on you if they wanted to.

Boyfriend: “Hey babe, what’s up?”
Girl: “Why are you cheating on me??”
Boyfriend: “Cause I can.”

by SomeChinchilla September 26, 2020

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two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017

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National Send Your boyfriend a titty pic day

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day

You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th

Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?

Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!

by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025

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