i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.

Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat

by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

you

The mysterious person who writes all definitions on this website, no one knows who they are.

Urban Dictionary is written by you!

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 23, 2020