The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025
Get the Kiwi Spider-Manmug. 
by Booty asss March 22, 2017
Get the oil manmug. When someone is devastated that the only man for her lives really far away and invited her to the fiesta bowl so she shuts down and denies all 4 billion men on the planet the chance for a date because she knows none of them are as good as Benjamin
Clarissa got asked to the fiesta bowl by a smoking hot man so she said that's it .. I'm in a man boycott now it's only chics from now on. 😊
by Challbaby82 December 11, 2024
Get the man boycottmug. When you slam someone so hard that you break your condom and scream "OH YEAH" and nut at the same time
by 221nikolas March 26, 2020
Get the The Kool-Aid Manmug. by mialikesmorrison800 April 24, 2021
Get the action manmug. What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.
You: Did you burn down my house???
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025
Get the Simple manmug.