This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

Anti-shit

Next level shittiness

Damn, that was so shitty it was anti-shit level

by Lisa Sauce April 16, 2018

Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

owie shit

An exclamation for surprise or excitement. Replaces "oh shit," "Damn!," "Holy fuck," etc.

Owie Shit that's a nice car.

by GCougar221 May 28, 2018

Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018