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How do I place an order?

To place an order, add your desired products to the cart and proceed to checkout by entering
your shipping and contact information. Payment instructions will be provided at this stage.
by ammyjackson May 27, 2025
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I WILL DRINK YOUR MIND!

one of kataTARTARUS's many scentences.
noob: I WILL DRINK YOUR MIND!
your mind: (is drank)
noob: (becomes pro)
pro: awwww yea
by pseud0nym12470 October 4, 2024
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I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..
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I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father
by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022
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my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/
my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!
by I need a Handle October 27, 2021
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I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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