Lewis I

Lewis I is your typical "Jewish" character type that is often seen in mid 1990's midwestern American coming of age films set during the high school period of a group of young teens life. Lewis Iis known to be involved in multiple human trafficking fronts.

Lewis is currently in a loving relationship with a certain girl of Polynesian/New Zealand descent named Ella D. Unfortunately the relationship has caused some limitations to his ability to "Go back" referring to his innate inability to return to being romantically and sexually involved with people of low melanin content in their 1 through 3 skin layers.

Ella D is currently impregnated with Lewis I. The babies genotype has been examined by the worlds leading Gene Research Specialists in Northern Germany. The results were recently made available to the public and it has been determined the baby will be light skinned and have curly blonde hair that springs up when you pull it.

Lewis I just shot my badussy up with 10ccs of liquid temperature regulated non government sanctioned hot semen.

I dropped a few 10 cent and 20 cent coins at the tuck-shop line the other day and i saw a small hand come out of the shadows and appear to "pinch" the coins away before disappearing under a young brown ladies skirt.

by EllaxLewis4eva November 12, 2021

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I

A means to express implication on someone else beyond accountable measure through de-nouning.

This is how I feel, over here.

by Wembley Oxford December 24, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

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I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

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I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.

Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive

by Noraa dude September 25, 2023

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