My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 09, 2023
Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap
Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno
by Findloo Chunk December 27, 2023
The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
The most beautiful girl in the world that you definitely would ask/let steal your heart because she has charm and is super funny.
by imnomidget February 07, 2021
Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 06, 2021
by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 31, 2022