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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
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Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
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lonley man

A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy
The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.
by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018
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D-man

Save me d-man
by Gfkhh September 19, 2015
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Banana Man

A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends
by TurkeySandwich December 6, 2022
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Key food man

That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler
Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.
by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020
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Smize Man

A Smize Man is someone whose to savage or someone who super smiles. This term can also be used as smize up, if someone was down you would use that term to cheer the man up or as a good day.

a good slang term to show of to your friends.

Smize Man
Smize Up
Smizer
That man is a Smize Man ahlie?

Yo fam see ya Smize Up

That man is a Smizer
by Renu18 June 18, 2021
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