angry birds

parents that, knowing that you can to do better at school, refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic simply because your report card can be described as ça laisse à désirer and you don't give a rat's ass
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
by Sexydimma August 01, 2016
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connor bird

someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".
oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children
by Fancypants213 February 25, 2009
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Shoot the bird

When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!
gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!

gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................

gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger

gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.
by B1GR3D1 June 03, 2008
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Bird Dogging

When as a medical student on surgery rotation, you are sent by your resident to watch their patient in pre-OP until they are taken back to the OR, upon which you page the resident.
"Jerry, why don't you go on down to pre-OP and do some bird dogging on Ms. Smith and let me know when she gets taken in for her hysterectomy
by KU Scut Student July 02, 2011
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Puta bird

A Mexican bird that loves to party. It's part pigeon and part hen. This hybrid bird is often seen wearing a sombrero, and a scarf while playing a trumpet.
by Putabird July 11, 2013
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bird watching

Birdwatching, or birding, is a form of wildlife observation in which the observation of birds is a recreational activity or citizen science. It can be done with the naked eye, through a visual enhancement device like binoculars and telescopes, by listening for bird sounds,12 or by watching public webcams.
I want to go to the British lake for bird watching.
by aminsep February 05, 2018
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toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.
look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!
by anonymous varsity July 04, 2010
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