Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 18, 2009
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Twat-swatter

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 20, 2009
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Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse April 18, 2011
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Track Twat

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.
"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"
by O-Dip February 21, 2010
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Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle
I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.
by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night January 25, 2016
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Twat Lot

by longlasting December 11, 2008
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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.
Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin
by kajmagician August 04, 2011
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