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Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health
A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park
by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020
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twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter
DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!


yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009
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Twat Ruffle

A girls proverbial ego or feelings as it were. Can also be used as slang.
Don't get your Twat Ruffle in a twist, I didn't mean to imply you were ignorant. Other terms related: Don't get your panties in a wad or Don't get your Panties in a twist... God that girl is such a Twat Ruffle she really gets on my nerves....
by tallen79 September 29, 2012
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Twat Yachtsman

One who goes twat yachting on a regular basis.
Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.
by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016
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Twat Pack

A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
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Twat Lot

I parked my cock in her twat lot.
by longlasting December 19, 2008
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Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
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