while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter
DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!
yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009
Get the twat karlmug. Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.
by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016
Get the Twat Yachtsmanmug. A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.
I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.
A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.
A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse May 8, 2011
Get the Twat Horsemug. A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
Get the Twat Packmug. by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016
Get the Twat Wafflemug. A girl version of a cock blocker.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
Get the Twat Swattermug. A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health
A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park
by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020
Get the Puritan twatmug.