Skip to main content

Tony the tiger

It's Great!
Dude, that groove is Tony the tiger
by anonymous June 5, 2021
mugGet the Tony the tigermug.

Tony

He is a tony.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
mugGet the Tonymug.

Tony Allen

The Grindfather, he was defensive menace, especially on the Boston Celtics and Memphis Grizzlies. He was a 1x NBA champion in 2008, was on the 6x All-Defensive Team, and even Kobe Bryant said that he was the toughest defender he went against!
Friend: Did you hear about the Tony Allen jersey retirement on March 15th?

Me: Of course I heard about it!
by Jorblint February 20, 2025
mugGet the Tony Allenmug.

tony

tony is a great person. u can trust him to whatever. but hes attitude depends rlly. if he has bad mood u better stfu now or else he'll hunt ur soul /j. but honestly, tony is a nice guy. also he changes his nickname all the time. first, its abby then its alex then he changed it to pat/patton then virg and currently its tony. hes very weird as always but hes funny. and lastly, hes a good friend.
"theres tony"
"omg hes my friend"
"hes my friend too!!"
by barbbsss July 19, 2022
mugGet the tonymug.

toni lee

A beautiful blue eyed blonde, that that can be a little nieve at times, blonde moments. She is very sensitive, and caring, speaks her mind.. doesn't cheat!
There is toni Lee she is so beautiful
by Autumn Nevaeh January 2, 2021
mugGet the toni leemug.

Tony

Tony is the name of the most beautiful man on planet earth. He is a God among all gods and can drive any bus in the world with absolutely no training. His best friend (paul) comes along with him every where he goes.
by SarahHam June 12, 2022
mugGet the Tonymug.

Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
mugGet the Toni's Lawmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email