Best bus driver

Shaun

The best bus driver is Shaun

by The best bus driver November 4, 2017

dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!

The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

terry the bus driver

An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.

Terry the bus driver: "Make sure you don't learn too much at school kids!"

by Thomas the turned on student 2 October 4, 2013

fun bus

bang out the fun bus. get your hommies places fast ! drive like madman. roll over ppl in the way of your massive vehicle the sunderer

all aboard the fun bus we're hittin hossin tonight

by petrella May 16, 2004

harshing on my bus

Generally playing the "Devil's Advocate" when I'm trying to make a point, or irritating me into answering a question, or giving me a hard time when uncalled for.

"I was trying to eat my chalupa when this bitch came up and got up in my face about how I should be vegetarian or some shit, so I told her to quit harshing on my bus."

by Blacksta' McGillicuddy June 5, 2005

the wheels came off the bus

A situation whereby things get going so fast or are so bad that the entire operation project or relationship fall apart in a catastophic manner.

When the adjustable rates mortgages reset the wheels came off the bus. Many Yuppies who had purchased large expensive homes now found themselves in foreclosure unable to sell their homes or make the now huge payments in a declining real estate market.

by Norbert Young March 29, 2007

riding the other bus

Another way of saying someone is gay.

Oh man that fucking queer Joe must be riding the other bus huh?

by Jonbrizzle December 14, 2008