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anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018
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A real G who doesn’t play games and is Fucking badass
Yo is that guy climbing a mountain with no harness or anything- Guy 1
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
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Anthony can be a horny perv sometimes but he can be nice if he wants to. He can be a jackass to his friends but its all in good fun. He doesn't see right away when he hurt someone but he will apologize if he feels bad enough.
Anne: That dude was a jerk to me. Nik: Well he's an Anthony. Give him time. He'll come around.
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HE is supreme leader of the spee division and he is nothing more the a strong leader who has climbed the ranks in the S.T.D corps (SPEE TACTICAL DIVISON) although he is lets just say a military mastermind he lacks in controlling his cool when it comes to people of the arabian ethnicity and has countless times ruined peace talks between the SPEE EMPIRE and the (ANTI SPEE PRO MUSLIM HAMAS CHILDEREN REBELS) also known as A.S.P.M.H.C.R making him an somewhat uncontrollable asset to the S.T.D however his muscles turn on the females whos eggs are harvested so the pros outweigh the cons. If you ever see Anthony make sure to give him the standard SPEE salute and respect him as much as u can (give him a footjob).
Muslim1: OH NO ANTHONY HAS COME RUN THE STD FORCES HAVE OVERUN OUR POSTION!!
Anthony: your feet better be clean
by EMPEROR OF THE SPEE EMPIRE January 3, 2025
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a guy who is weird and corny sometimes. and tho hes quiet hes actually really cool and chill around the right people

so if u ever find a anthony, just know hes so special :).
“anthony is so cute and funny!”

“well hes single so get ur chance
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a guy who presents himself with so much beauty without any effort
that guy is a total anthony, just look at him!
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A Sweet kind man who will fight for what je wants if you have an Anthony in your life never give him up hes amazing and if your his girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive
Girl one: whos that he's cute

Girl two: he must be an Anthony
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