California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

California goodbye

The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.

Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?

by Cali#1 August 07, 2022

California Raspberry

The act of blowing a traditional raspberry, however this is on someone's chocolate starfish.

Dude look over there, I see two people giving each other a California Raspberry.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard May 29, 2024

California Raspberry

When 2 people blow raspberries on each other's butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude look over there, it's two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry...

by 12344321 username May 23, 2024

California Raspberry

When people blow raspberries on each others butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude, look over there. I see two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry.

by 12344321 username May 23, 2024

California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.

"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach

by Zinopo February 07, 2025

california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”

by Bagggofweeed July 09, 2021