A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.
by yakkity yak December 16, 2014
Get the text tight assmug. Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016
Get the the Freudian Text gamemug. When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.
that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.
by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021
Get the i can textmug. You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 2, 2010
Get the phantom text messagemug. by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019
Get the mans got a textmug. Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message
Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!
by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015
Get the Keep Me Textedmug. One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)
Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
by PB n' K April 14, 2009
Get the Repeat Text Offendermug.