The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021

MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU

Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

by Yavenu August 10, 2020

sad movie

Did you mean your life

Tom: i like watching sad movies

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Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life

by Lolo xd August 7, 2020

Scary sad

Suicidal thoughts you or somebody else thinks

Mary is a scary sad girl

by Black Sabbath600 June 15, 2022

Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.

When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.

by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019