Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

heartcore porn

A genre of porn that is hardcore (showing penetration etc.), but has a passionate and sensual ambiance.

Another name for sensual, "couples friendly" porn is heartcore porn.

The only porn my girlfriend lets me watch is heartcore.

by Sam Lenghorne Clemens August 25, 2015

Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later

"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"

by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020

Porn-scorn

The act of shunning a person who is involved with, addicted too, distributes, or produces illicit pornography.

When the troll came into the chat room trying to post pornography links, they got a heavy dose of porn-scorn

by pandapeter June 6, 2014

Porn Eye

Porn Eye is a metaphorical disease where to infected one sees everything and anything as genitals or something sexual. Porn Eye is contracted from watching porn or from just being horny. The first mention of the term was in Sinfest

My Porn Eye is flairing up again!- Slick (Sinfest)

by Blakmajika August 17, 2017