Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.

Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!

by Coskea April 27, 2025

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.

Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!

by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025

Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

cost peanuts

To cost something a really small amount of money.

It would cost peanuts for US to defeat the Russia.

by Kurt Janoski November 19, 2022

say peanuts

Without the T

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020

Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021