Piano Cat

a cat wearing a blue onesie playing a tune on the piano. it usually comes after a video of somebody or thing failing, or epic failing

dude! that spider-man wannabe just got owned by piano cat!

by cherypi May 22, 2010

wompass cat

A big black cat with a big red butthole. Thats why theyre so ornery.

A cat ate my pet bird. Musta been a wompass cat.

by granmaster rousch January 9, 2004

cat butt

1.The back end of a cat.
2.The gum flavor found at Metropolitan Delux.
3.Insult

1. That cats butt is in my face.
2. I found cat butt flavored gum.
3. You smell like cat butt.

by Ass Machine Teapot March 30, 2005

cat's nuts

This phrase is a descriptive term used to accentuate the coolness or craziness factor of a person, place or thing.
Killer alternative to the "Cat's meow".

As in "This shirt is the cat's nuts."

by phenomena April 30, 2006

turpentine cat

Term used by people of the Southern persuasion to identify something moving at a pace that borders on the supernatural. First seen in the 1920's when a group of men rubbed a cat's cinnamon ring with a dried out corncob until it was raw, and then wiped it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Can be used interchangeably with raped ape

I was doin my girl, and when my friends started the rodeo dat hizzo took off like a turpentine cat.

by bob44 February 9, 2005

Fap cats

Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off

Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?

by FappMcGee May 5, 2010

Bill the Cat

Bill the Cat is a local hobo in Iowa City, Iowa, and the main inspiration for the character (of the same name) in the cult comic, Bloom County, which Berkley Brethead drew.

Berkley lived on Bloomington street in the early 1980's, and thus, being from Iowa City, knew of the famous Bill the Cat.

Bill the Cat is a man in his '50s (or older, by now), who is about 6' 5", and once burst into a laundromat, screaming "I got's me some new shoes!", being promptley chased from the premises by the owner, a women of five feet, armed with a broom, screaming "I thought I told you to never come back here!".

*My dad saw Bill the Cat breaking into a car back in '99.
*Dude, it's bill the cat!! What's up, bro-ha?
*How'd Bill get the name "Bill the Cat"?

by B_nizzly July 7, 2008