Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.

"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"

by Gayboyjack September 12, 2016

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 18, 2017

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a April 29, 2018

holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.

*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

by gregoriouse March 10, 2012

Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

by TheHappyWhopper January 20, 2012

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.

Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease

by george jenkys October 26, 2010

rape nipple

a nipple being applied in a raping fashion

a rape nipple is equal to a half a brain, or one duck brain

by Rape Daemon February 01, 2008