n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
by TheOneAndOnly........ February 01, 2019
The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 02, 2019
by CanadianChad00 January 05, 2022
by Your mummy is cheating February 26, 2023
a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”
girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me
girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap
girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap
by Lil boat 2000 May 27, 2020