You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

jump

A surprise or planned fight, when either (a)one individual is attacked/beaten by a group of 2 or more individuals or (b) when a notiably larger group attacks/fights a smaller group of individuals. This can also be someone just attacking you with no notice. These fights can occur with or without any kind of valid reason to jump someone. It’s a surprise attack.

she was jumped and it was bad

by videogamesforever1118488382 October 20, 2021

lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016

Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.

Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022