Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.

Congratu-fucking-lations, you Won an Internet, you can quit life now.

by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014

Connected, No Internet

When you get butt fucked by the internet.

Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.

by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021

Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.

Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year

by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

Internet Knuckles

The process of giving a knuckle-bump over the internet.

Kid watching Youtube video of a kid doing a cool stunt: Dude that's fucking awesome! This kid gets some Internet Knuckles.

by Bubbles_the_Juggles August 4, 2010

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe

The internet graveyard is a place

by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020