ear limpet

Someone on the telephone who simply will NOT hang up, but keeps on talking...and talking... and talking... and talking.

"That woman would not hang up. She's such an ear limpet.

by rune December 10, 2010

Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES)

When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.

When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).

by bigmack03 December 10, 2010

lesbian ear

Tucking hair behind ones ear, in a lesbian manner. Used primarily in the city of Liverpool, England.

“oh shit! i've got lesbian ear!”

by lesbianearcreator January 19, 2024

Ear scissoring

A man sticking his head between two girls scissoring so they rub there pussies on his ears

I was watching then scissor then I got in there to ear scissoring

by Mew god February 02, 2024

Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 04, 2024

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018

Ear Wrong

The ear wrong

Nothin' more too it

"ear wrong"
"oh dang alright"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022