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you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned
Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022
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rough ears

Cchr1s has them.
Cchr1s has rough ears.
by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020
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to be out off sb eyes and ears

To do something secretly, privately to avoid controversy, disputation, or attention of a certain person, group, organization, company, etc...
1. "We need to secretly do this as carefully as possible, to be out off the eyes and ears of the people!"

^"People" in here could be the public or something like that and "we" here could be celebrities or any officials or thieves smt like that.
2."I got caught by my parents while buying CD games! Now I can't get/be out off my parents' eyes and ears!"
^In here "I" is the one who's talking, and the parent is the talker's dad and mom. In this situation, the talker is implying that his parent is now paying attention to him more so he doesn't do something that they don't want to, and their eyes and ears will always be there for him.

to be out off sb eyes and ears !
by Guroscape March 16, 2024
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Butt ear

It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.
Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.
by JOC3NJ December 18, 2022
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velvet ear

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018
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Inner Ear Injection

When a man jerks off through a person's gauge stretched earlobe hole and then ejaculates into the person's ear.
As I gave him and 'inner ear injection' I thought to myself, "If I gauge my ears, will he do this for me?"
by @therealpopeyeschickensandwich October 15, 2020
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ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum
jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now
by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018
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