bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Bed

Something that you can sleep in.

We went to bed when mom told us.

by CJ_DA_BOSS November 30, 2021

Frog bed

a bed specifically used for fucking

Guy 1: Yo, you hear that Emily fucked that one black guy on the frog bed?
Guy 2: Oh word?

by what12345678 January 13, 2020

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

brought to bed

give birth to a child.

"she was brought to bed of a daughter"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".

What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!

by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013