bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Dropsy heart syndrome

Where u drop down on the couch or bed or chair and u don't have the heart to get back up

" Honey, I just sat down and I have dropsy heart syndrome. Can u get me a drink?"

by Dilligaf23 January 9, 2023

Owner of a Lonely Heart

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances, win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way
Shake, shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Say, you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before
Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You, lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own indecision
They confused me so
Owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
Owner of a lonely heart
And don't you hesitate at all, no no
Yow!

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a)
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
It will excite, it will delight
It will give a better start
Owner of a lonely heart

Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it
Just receive it
(Owner of a lonely heart)

by Death Menace May 20, 2023

heart wrench

the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.

the way that Jeremy heart wrenched Stephany!

by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023

bum with a heart of gold

A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.

Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.

Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!

by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022

Heart of Asia

A nickname given to Afghanistan (and used by them) because the country is located at the very crossroads of east-west, north-south, on the Asian continent.

"You see that country there? It's sandwiched between the Indian Subcontinent, Iran, post-Soviet Central Asia, and China/Tibet. They call it the heart of Asia."

by AFGHANISTAN - CENTRAL ASIA February 13, 2023

Heart Bricked Up

Often shortened to HBU, it's when you get an emotionally aroused, rather than sexually. Think about the opposite of an
"ick".

Jack: When you were caring for those little kids it totally got my heart bricked up.
Janie: Awwww, you know how much I like children.

by probably_jenkins May 30, 2022